You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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