after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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