I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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