Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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