ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
These tits shall not be calmed
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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