So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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