I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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