508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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