Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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