They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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