? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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