And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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