let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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