Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Randomize