You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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