It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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