YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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