my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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