I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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