first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I seem to have left my pride at pride
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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