Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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