Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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