I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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