he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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