I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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