i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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