I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize