Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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