Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
