do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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