He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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