dude i'm inner monologue high
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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