If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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