My brain says no but my pants say off.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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