you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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