You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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