But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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