I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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