Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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