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thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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