at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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