How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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