plz talk dirty to me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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