smell my finger.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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