The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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