I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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