He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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