Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
it's great music for shaving your balls
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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