I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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