it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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