so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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