Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He better not be in your backpack
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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