Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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