Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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